Gareth: I feel broken and alone. My wife played Jedi mind tricks on me and went off with a four ft Venezuelan immigrant named Rico. She now strips somewhere in Amarillo. I feel like killing myself. Most days I sit on the couch, eat ice-cream and jerk off into a ski mitten. I am obsessed with Joan Rivers. She reminds me of Mom. VMB 4151. 
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