Gareth: I feel broken and alone. My wife played Jedi mind tricks on me and went off with a four ft Venezuelan immigrant named Rico. She now strips somewhere in Amarillo. I feel like killing myself. Most days I sit on the couch, eat ice-cream and jerk off into a ski mitten. I am obsessed with Joan Rivers. She reminds me of Mom. VMB 4151.
- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
- ROCK OF SLUT BUS: The Real Story
- “I’M LOOKING AT A TIN STAR WITH A…COCKSUCKER PINNE...
- SPIN the MIDGET: The life and death of Herve Villa...
- MY KIND OF GRAFFITI
- EVERY ROSE HAS AN STD: VH1's Rock of Love
- MOVIE OF THE WEEK
- WHEN WIGS KILL PEOPLE
- PERSONALS AD
- ERROL FLYNN: A SELF CONFESSED COCK FROM WAY BACK
- BEYONCE AND LADY GAGA: "VAG OFF".
- ANOTHER REASON WHY I DON'T HOLIDAY IN JAPAN
- ▼ July (12)